P L E A S E
*Walks into class crush is in*
Teacher: Everyone have a seat
*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
boutta take the ride of my life
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities