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barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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lmaoalien:

starllex:

*takes a selfie* 

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deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

papadevs:

nononono

papadevs:

nononono

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook